James Carville, Please Put A Bag Over Your Head.
Yo Mama So Ugly:
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
she shaved her pits with a lawn mower.
she went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
she went to the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
she made an onion cry.
she named you
"Shit Happens." This a tasteless copy and paste post, but one gets tired of hearing ugly jokes about Katherine Harris.